Steve Sieren and his Four Seasons hotel showing: What REALLY happened.

Steve Sieren's Four Seasons showing


Remember Steve Sieren harping about his “showing” at the Four Seasons hotel? He just went on & on about that damn thing. Stevie probably wanted to give people the impression that it was some impressive gala at a five star hotel in Manhattan. Of course, that’s not true. Stevie and some other losers had their showing and hung around desperately, hoping that someone would see how passionate about wilderness or how incredible photographers they were. 

Anyway, Stevie provided a photograph of him supposedly posing in front of one of his “internationally recognized for their color and sharpness” masterpieces. But he left out some details. Here’s the real deal:

How it really looked at Steve Sieren's showing at the Four Seasons Hotel

Steve Sieren needs a new logo for his “business”. Here’s my humble suggestion.

Steve Sieren's NEW logo




 We’ve all seen the latest fad. All the LIARS and LOSERS are busily creating their fanciful “watermarks” and posting them all over. Creativity in watermark design is a plus, since the images all look the same, having been copied from other, real photographers, or from themselves. Most watermarks include a mountain or two. You know, because being enthusiastic about mountains, or even just pretending to, is an exceedingly noble ideal that is up there with curing polio or finding a vaccine for measles. You need to spout about your love for “wilderness”, like Marc Adamus does. It will impress your target audience of fat, Visa wielding LOSERS who will buy your workshops or photo tours. 

Anyway, Steve Sieren’s watermark is a rabbit with antlers, as far as I know. Looks rather gay, which could be the reason he and Floris Van Breugel are so thick. Here’s a better one he could use. No need to give me credit; this is what I’m here for. 

Our suggestion for the Steve Sieren Photography logo