Steve Sieren and his Four Seasons hotel showing: What REALLY happened.

Steve Sieren's Four Seasons showing


Remember Steve Sieren harping about his “showing” at the Four Seasons hotel? He just went on & on about that damn thing. Stevie probably wanted to give people the impression that it was some impressive gala at a five star hotel in Manhattan. Of course, that’s not true. Stevie and some other losers had their showing and hung around desperately, hoping that someone would see how passionate about wilderness or how incredible photographers they were. 

Anyway, Stevie provided a photograph of him supposedly posing in front of one of his “internationally recognized for their color and sharpness” masterpieces. But he left out some details. Here’s the real deal:

How it really looked at Steve Sieren's showing at the Four Seasons Hotel

Steve Sieren needs a new logo for his “business”. Here’s my humble suggestion.

Steve Sieren's NEW logo




 We’ve all seen the latest fad. All the LIARS and LOSERS are busily creating their fanciful “watermarks” and posting them all over. Creativity in watermark design is a plus, since the images all look the same, having been copied from other, real photographers, or from themselves. Most watermarks include a mountain or two. You know, because being enthusiastic about mountains, or even just pretending to, is an exceedingly noble ideal that is up there with curing polio or finding a vaccine for measles. You need to spout about your love for “wilderness”, like Marc Adamus does. It will impress your target audience of fat, Visa wielding LOSERS who will buy your workshops or photo tours. 

Anyway, Steve Sieren’s watermark is a rabbit with antlers, as far as I know. Looks rather gay, which could be the reason he and Floris Van Breugel are so thick. Here’s a better one he could use. No need to give me credit; this is what I’m here for. 

Our suggestion for the Steve Sieren Photography logo

Your typical THUG MORONS at work, copying other people's images so they can jack off to "comments & critiques"

Typical THUGS & MORONS at work

 Ever wonder what these LOSERS (ie, Miles Morgan, Darren White, Ryan Dyar, and more, look like when they're out "photographing"? Their bullshit stories on their blogs & websites would have you believe that they were dropped in the middle of a temperate rain forest, fighting bears, swollen rivers, and swallow-sized mosquitoes, all so they can bring back an image to "share" with you, the public.

 The reality is a little different (of course). These losers love those 1/4 mile interpretive trails that lead to the views popularized by Art Wolfe or David Muench. You see, they think they can be famous, too, if they just steal the compositions of other, real photographers, and place them on dreamstime or istockphoto:

 

Thugs & Morons at work, desperately copying compositions so they can hurry home and post it on photo.net.

 Look at these LOSERS in the photo.You'd think this was the checkout line at Wal-Mart or something. Yes, that's what it's come to! A dozen LOSERS lined up to greedily take some cliched composition so they can run home, post it on photosig or photo.net, and abuse themselves to all the hallelujahs. Afterwards, they can go throw it on dreamstime and then write lies about how they are full-time professional landscape photographers, as if that is some kind of noble occupation, like firefighter or soldier.

 When you read stories (on the Internet) about glorious adventures and dangerous conditions that led to some "photograph", ignore them! These stories are almost always lies. Real adventure stories are published in magazines and verified by the other participants, who usually had point & shoot cameras that prevent enormous amounts of image photoshopping. Fake stories are like those of Marc Adamus canoeing upstream on a powerful river for ten miles, then crawling on his hands and knees for 60 miles to take a generic image that could have well been right off the road, for all you know.

Gas prices and professional photography vs TERRORIST thugs & morons who give their stolen images away for “credit” or “fame”

Rising gas prices threaten THUGS & MORONS

Now that gas prices are headed to the sky, you will see much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the Internet, where losers bemoan that their fame-lusting obsession has become that much more expensive lately. Well, to put it bluntly, who cares?

Here’s a picture of the type of imbecile we’re talking about:

 This bottom feeding scum will never be a professional photographer, or even close. He will never be an Ansel Adams. He will never be an Art Wolfe. He will be a rodent, scurrying in the underbrush, stealing the compositions of real photographers, and then scurrying to the nearest WIFI signal to “share” his new “trophy” with his loser buddies on Flickr/photosig.com/photo.net. He is the type of imbecile who gleefully uploads stolen copies of Art Wolfe images to istockphoto, and who loftily opines that “photography is not a viable career path anymore”, whenever someone points out his terrorism. 

 Anyway, with that in mind, why would we care that these losers are complaining about gas prices? Here’s a hint buddy…stop trying to be a photographer! You never will be, ever! Save yourself a lot of money by stopping the terrorism. Real photographers don’t have day-jobs to subsidize selling images for 25 cents like this piece of shit can. Look how ugly this loser is, and and how stupidly he’s grinning, no doubt in anticipation of abusing himself to the “comments and critiques” he’s getting tonight. 

 These THUGS and MORONS deserve no sympathy as the price of commodities go up. It’s like suicide bombers complaining about the rising cost of dynamite! While real photographers have to pay the $4 a gallon and then try to sell their images (assuming the composition isn’t just stolen and dumped on Flickr for pennies) for enough to feed their kids and pay for the roof over their heads, these THUGS can go sell their images for 25 cents on Istockphoto and then chortle about “getting recognition” when some magazine snaps up a $500 cover shot for a quarter. Pure terrorism!

Steve Sieren lie #1: “My images are recognized internationally for their color and sharpness”

Steve Sieren lie #1

Steve Sieren lie #1: “My images are recognized internationally for their color and sharpness”

 What a howler! Some of you know who Steve Sieren is. He’s a loser who used to blubber on Fred Miranda every time Marc Adamus would post an “image” there. “Marc, is the 5D really that good?” “Marc, can I jerk off to one of your prints?” (OK, we made up that last one). 

 Anyway, Steve Sieren has created a lot of bullshit on his website. Such as the one-liner in our title, “My images are recognized internationally for their color and sharpness”. Oh really? Any proof of this? Of course not. Like any good little Marc Adamus zombie, Steve Sieren learned well the lessons of “just making shit up”. And he’s applied it liberally. This lie is beneath contempt. There isn’t a single shred of evidence for this ridiculous claim. Unfortunately, the naïve might be taken in by the flowery bullshit on this website. Which is why we’ve taken it upon ourselves to expose this lying imbecile. Our first Steve Sieren Public Service Announcement. Don’t thank us; we’re just doing our job: