Thursday, January 27, 2011

Loserphotographers.com Mark Metternich commentary: A note about what could very well be the ultimate photography fraud: Mark Metternich

Loserphotographers.com Mark Metternich commentary


 Mark Metternich is a fraud, a liar who claims to be a Christian to fool the gullible, and certainly a future occupant of the Big House. The lies and fraudulent statements found on his website easily eclipse the biggest whoppers Marc Adamus has ever said (we never thought we’d say that!)

 The LIES and FRAUD begin with literally the first image you in the slideshow on the front page. There are no pictures of real prints on this website. All those prints, hanging in stunning high-end interiors, are fake. Period. Even the turds at Naturephotographers.net had a discussion about this and called Mark Metternich out (his reply: “it’s just marketing”).

 Basically, he buys interior photos on Istockphoto.com, and inserts JPEGs of his own images into the frames on the walls. All the prints you see on his site are fake. They do not exist. Do not believe anything you see or read on this website. 

 This also applies to the image he calls “Roxies Tree”, in an arrangement that looks like a whole bunch of attractive young people are posing behind, and on the sides, of a humongous print of this image. Mark Metternich calls this group “the gang”, as if he knows them personally, or they work for him. 

Of course, this is a completely fake composite, too. Mark Metternich has no employees, and never will. He may one day be a “state” or “federal” employee, in a chain gang, however. The sheer temerity of the bullshit found here, the utter lack of shame and remorse, calls for the stiffest of punishments for this reprobate. Avoid anything related to Mark Metternich.

 Oh, and if this wasn’t enough, we’re pretty sure he lives with his aged parents in Las Vegas, which is why he moved from Oregon, where he used to inflict himself on everyone here.
 Is it any surprise that a liar and moral bankrupt like Mark Metternich admires Marc Adamus exceedingly? 

 And did we mention that Mark Metternich employs an extraordinary amount of post-processing and Photoshop? In fact, he uses so much that the images actually end up looking bad. Mark Metternich, of course, simply claims that he actually has to desaturate the images occasionally [howls of laughter]. 

Is there any level this moron and fraud won’t stoop to? If Mark Metternich keeps digging in that hole of his, he’ll need to start using a drilling rig, or a backhoe, at the very least. Don’t worry; we’ll be talking about this bozo for a very long time, at least until he reports to sentencing.

4 comments:

  1. Wow you're right, those supposed prints are just all Photoshop fakes. And what's up with that self portrait with the camera to the side of his head?!? I think the gayness runs deeper than just Mark and Ryan!

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  2. Not sure if "gayness" has anything to do with this, but these images are all fakes. The self-portrait one looks like a fake too...the actual image looks way too much like the jpeg of the same image available elsewhere on Mark's site. No reflections from glass or paper glossiness as would be visible on a real print.

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  3. MarcAdamusLIES wrote: "Do not believe anything you see or read on THIS website".

    You are very right. Why should I believe all the bullshit you write? LoL You said all yourself! LoL

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  4. If you are stupid enough to believe Mark Metternich's lies (assuming you are not actually Mark Metternich), then you deserve that "60 inch" print you will be getting.

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