On our feature “An analysis of LOSER/LIAR Ryan Dyar’s fake interview in Aperture Academy, Part one” (available here), we got a comment from a user called “Corey”. It’s quite long, so we won’t reproduce it in full here. You can see it at the link above. However, he raises some points (many of which are designed to denigrate our work, actually) that we’d like to address:
Part 2 of 2.
“I’m also quite interested in the descriptions in this post [links to http://www.loserphotographers.com/examples_idiots.html]
Old clothes for an outdoor shoot, how very unprofessional. After all, suits are made for trudging through rivers, right? Not that any self respecting professional would own a suit, everyone would think that daddy bought it.
This LOSER didn’t need a suit, or old clothes. And the area where he was shooting was the dam of Trillium Lake at Mt Hood (a favorite of LOSERS & THUGS, since you only have to walk about twenty feet). There is certainly no “trudging through rivers” involved here. No, the LOSER shown at that link is simply a fat, unkempt SLOB. Art Wolfe certainly doesn’t wear ripped t-shirts on his shoot, but maybe they simply don’t make any outdoor clothing in the TRIPLE-X size this bozo would have required.
Regarding the “suit” comment: Actually, if Ryan Dyar wore a suit and looked like a decent human being with no tattoos, long hair, or stupid expressions, no one would suspect that his “daddy” had bought everything he owns. And yes, his daddy did buy everything he’s got. Don’t believe otherwise.
“I also don’t really understand how taking photographs makes someone a homosexual? I can’t say I’ve ever taken a photo and wanted to “rub one out” to another guy taking a photo. But that may be because we’re from different eras?”
This is a good one. At this point, when Corey made this comment, we’ve never actually talked about homosexuality and THUG LOSERS who love Marc Adamus, so he sort of pulled this one out of his ass, if you pardon the pun.
But anyway, it so happens that real men have hobbies enjoyed by other real men. Taking pictures isn’t one of those hobbies. In fact, when you combine the thousands in camera gear, the enormous expense and time involved in this obsession, you realize it isn’t a hobby at all. It’s a fake attempt to look like a real business. We call this Cargo Cult Photography (we’ll write about this soon).
Anyway, most of the LOSERS you will see on Flickr are effeminate losers, running around with their cameras, screaming “look at me, I’m an artist!”. It stands to reason that homosexuality may be more prevalent in this statistical group. Of course, many times these morons are jerking off to the fame Marc Adamus enjoys, not necessarily Marc Adamus himself. After all, Marc is 5’6”, weights 150 pounds, and has a small penis. Not much to jerk off to there.
Poor Corey. He really tried his best to embarrass us, but failed miserably, and implicated himself in the process. Better luck next time, Corey.
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