THUG & Marc Adamus loving Flickr LOSER alert: Koveh Tavakkol

THUG Koveh Tavakkol

A Loserphotographers.com THUG & MORON review

Another Flickr “dainty little painter”, here is the LOSER Koveh Tavaakol. With a name like that, we wonder if he emigrated to the US for work. Of course, considering his dabbling in photography, that means he came here to pursue his dreams and crush the dreams of other people. Nice. Let’s go to the “about me” page at Kovehphotography.com, where all the bullshit is bound to be.

Koveh Tavakkol’s bullshit	Our commentary
Photography started for me as a hobby in October 2008, when I picked up my first DSLR camera.	Aww, how cute! Photography isn’t a hobby, certainly not when you’re dealing with heavy cumbersome cameras, tripods, and (bullshit alert), selling prints. What a hobby, right? Almost sounds like a J-O-B.
Little did I know that that used Canon 40D would change my life forever.	What a loser. He needed a Canon 40D to change his life? Next we’ll hear about how photography “brought him closer to nature”, and other shit like that. Here’s a hint buddy. If you really love nature, just take a walk. Capiche?
I soon discovered that I had a deep rooted passion for photography…	This LOSER does not have a deep rooted passion for anything but “comments & critiques” on Flickr, to which he probably jerks off every night. His wife probably misses little Koveh, ever since he found “Marc”.
…which combined with the encouragement of some extremely talented photographers…	Translation: other Flickr LOSERS commented on my stolen compositions and assured me that I really was All That, and a Dainty Little Painter, to boot.
…led me down a path to dedicate more and more to this incredible art.	This Flickr LOSER wouldn’t know what art is if it hit him in the face!
Teaching myself the basics of photography by reading many books was the easy part…	Hey, isn’t there only ONE book to read? The one, the only, The Ultimate Guide to Digital Photography, supposedly completely written by Marc Adamus (and claimed as “his” book (laughter).
…far more difficult was training my eye and mind to see the world differently.	Blah blah blah. We always read this bullshit on a bullshit artist’s website. He wants to impart how “elite” he is, a real Professional Photographer with a Keen Eye (laughter).
Although I spend some time in my home studio in the winters, I have found my true calling in nature photography.	Complete and total LIE. This LOSER’s true calling is his day job (senior systems admin or whatever), which gives him the money necessary to conduct his war against real photographers. If his calling was photography, that’s what he’d be doing for a living.
I have always loved being outdoors and exploring nature and the world around me.	Bet you anything that this LOSER didn’t so much as take a walk in the park before getting a camera.
Pairing my photography interests with my love of nature seemed a natural fit for me.	Koveh Tavakkol doesn’t love nature. He loves copying real photographer’s images, running to the nearest WIFI signal, and posting the images on Flickr, swollen member in hand.
I now spend most of my free time outdoors with a camera in hand…	He didn’t mention the other “thing” he’s holding in his OTHER hand, did he?
…pursuing my dream of one day doing this full time.	This LOSER will never be a real, full-time photographer. He’ll pretend to be one for the next twenty years, however, constantly committing his terrorism against real photographers. If you have any doubts, look at his rock-bottom prices. No one has become a professional photographer charging these kinds of prices. Equivalent to being a “senior systems analyst” for $5 bucks an hour, but you’ll never see this LOSER take a paycut at his Real Job.
My hope is that my photographs help inspire people to get out and see the amazing beauty that surrounds us.	Idiot. People don’t need “your photographs” to get out and see the amazing beauty that surrounds us. You are nothing but a leech and a parasite, and thousands will celebrate when YOU and the hundreds like you take your last breath, as an old, useless human being.
More importantly though is my desire to motivate people to respect the beauty of nature, and as a result take better care of our environment.	Bullshit LIE. All these bullshit artists write shit like this. The people actually protecting wilderness and teaching the public to respect nature aren’t blowing trumpets in honor of themselves, like this lying piece of trash does.
I sell quality prints of “my” work, both as a standalone print as well as in a white mat.	Of course. “His work”. As if. We guarantee you that buying one of this LOSER’s print is something you’ll instantly regret. Buy quality and buy real vision; purchase a print from a REAL photographer.
I also offer a beautiful ready to mount plaque option in larger sizes.	All the obsession with “larger sizes”. These LOSERS are completely infatuated with the bullshit idea that their pathetic cameras are capable of large, large format quality prints.
Don’t hesitate to contact me with any questions, to purchase prints…	Sure. Go ahead and contact him. Make his week. He can then go on Flickr and rub one out while boasting about getting “interest” in his “images”.
…or inquire about workshops.	Yep. It always comes back down to workshops. We’re surprised he waited this long to bullshit about the workshops.

The rest of this SCUM’s website is filled with the usual bullshit. A page about his bogus “workshops”, a page about his equipment (of course, the most important page next to the “about me” page). A gallery full of badly photoshopped images (the pride and joy of his life, no doubt).

Avoid scum like Koveh Tavakkol. The only kind of “pro” he is is a fake “Flickr Pro”. This sort of lowlife will be the destruction of the photography industry, purely to fulfill his selfish lusts and desire for fame and glory. There’s no artistry here, just a walking, breathing Xerox machine. Do not buy one of his “prints” unless you’re eager to be disappointed. Ignore the bullshit about loving nature. He’s never so much as taken a walk before finding Flickr. We guarantee it.