Are you a loser who wants to feel good about yourself and run around pretending to be a dainty little artist? Why then, just take a Ryan Dyar photography workshop!

Are you a loser who wants to be famous?

 Everyone knows that Marc Adamus (and Ryan Dyar) is a “dainty little painter” who loves comparisons to Ansel Adams. Everyone also knows that Ansel would surely use a DSLR camera, HDR, blending exposures, and more, at least according to bogus magazines like Outdoor Photographer, which are written strictly for all the MORONS and LOSERS who think that buying 5 grand of photography gear and stealing other photographers’ images is a guaranteed recipe for becoming an “artist”, or at the very least, a highly “respected” "internet celebrity" on Flickr/photosig/photo.net/whatever. 

 This Loser (Ryan Dyar) can sell you a workshop that can make you famous Don't you want to be faaaammmmoouuus!

 So anyway, if you want to be an “artist” too, you need a photo workshop! After you fork over the cash and take someone’s bogus workshop, you will magically be transformed into an artist with a “keen eye” (laughter) and a “passion” (more laughter) for wilderness (howls of laughter).

So go ahead and take that Ryan Dyar workshop. It won’t set you back the cool $1000+ that a Marc Adamus photo tour will, but you’ll learn enough to deserve the little “pro” next to your name on Flickr. And that’s all you really want. As a shallow, completely worthless human being, you’ve devolved to the point where unless you’re damaging the livelihoods of other people, ie, real professional photographers, you just can’t get no satisfaction. You want to go take your bullshit photos, (always stolen from real photographers), post them on Flickr as if you own them, and wait for the “comments & critiques”, your swollen member in hand. 

 These Ryan Dyar workshops will also teach you, importantly, to offer your own “workshops”. Just copy whatever Ryan “taught” you and do it yourself. You will not make money from your photos, after all. You will probably end up giving them away, a lot of the time, in no small way motivated by your hate of real photographers who actually manage to sell photos and make a living from this. So workshops is where it’s at for a scum LOSER like yourself. And Ryan Dyar workshops are an affordable way to start out as a photo fraud. You’ll one day get to Kevin Mcneal’s level, when you’ll qualify for a workshop with The One, The Only, The Famous Marc Adamus. And then all you have to do is label all your photos as “taken on a workshop with Marc Adamus!”. Instant success!